Self defense keychains designed with spite.

We make things that work better and last longer. Our products solve real problems with clean design and honest materials.

Note on shipping costs:

Shipping costs suck. I am a new, small business and I am unable to offer free shipping, but I will add free gifts to every purchase to make up for the shipping costs.

I know it's not the same, but I hope it's enough to keep you around!

My spiked keychains are all reinforced with a simple piece of plastic (think plastic binder divider type plastic).

This ensures the spikes are secured in place and will not fall out if used as intended (for swinging at a handsy creep)!

FrankenStabby Self Defence Keychains

The inspiration here is pretty clear, but the idea was born out of my inability to throw away any type of scraps!

Obviously I am not a professional video editor, but this video was super fun to create!

The FrankenStabby's available do not have the raw stitches showing through the back like the one in this video. I improved my process with backing and thicker thread. Check out the products below (added embellishments coming soon).

The items in each collection are handmade one of a kind items. Please look at all of the pictures as the item you see, is the exact item you will receive.

FrankenStabby - 001

FrankenStabby - 001

FrankenStabby - 001

$20.00
Sale price  $20.00 Regular price 
FrankenStabby - 002

FrankenStabby - 002

FrankenStabby - 002

$20.00
Sale price  $20.00 Regular price 
FrankenStabby - 003

FrankenStabby - 003

FrankenStabby - 003

$20.00
Sale price  $20.00 Regular price 
FrankenStabby - 004

FrankenStabby - 004

FrankenStabby - 004

$20.00
Sale price  $20.00 Regular price 

Spiked Brass Knuckles Self Defence Keychains

The image below is handmade item # SBK-010, with added spite embellishments (added embellishments coming soon).

The items in each collection are handmade one of a kind items. Please look at all of the pictures as the item you see, is the exact item you will receive.

Spiked Brass Knuckles - 001

Spiked Brass Knuckles - 001

Spiked Brass Knuckles - 001

$9.00
Sale price  $9.00 Regular price 
Spiked Brass Knuckles - 002

Spiked Brass Knuckles - 002

Spiked Brass Knuckles - 002

$9.00
Sale price  $9.00 Regular price 
Spiked Brass Knuckles - 003

Spiked Brass Knuckles - 003

Spiked Brass Knuckles - 003

$9.00
Sale price  $9.00 Regular price 
Spiked Brass Knuckles - 004

Spiked Brass Knuckles - 004

Spiked Brass Knuckles - 004

$9.00
Sale price  $9.00 Regular price 

Coffin Flail Self Defence Keychains

The Coffin Flail below is handmade item #CF-007, attached to Simply Spiteful wristlet handmade item #SS-010.

The items you see in each collection are handmade one of a kind items. Please look at all of the pictures as the item you see, is the exact item you will receive.

Simply Spiteful Self Defence Keychains

The image below is handmade item #SS-010 with added spite embellishments (added embellishments coming soon).

The items you see in each collection are handmade one of a kind items. Please look at all of the pictures as the item you see, is the exact item you will receive.

Simply Spiteful - 001

Simply Spiteful - 001

Simply Spiteful - 001

$13.00
Sale price  $13.00 Regular price 
Simply Spiteful - 002

Simply Spiteful - 002

Simply Spiteful - 002

$13.00
Sale price  $13.00 Regular price 
Simply Spiteful - 003

Simply Spiteful - 003

Simply Spiteful - 003

$13.00
Sale price  $13.00 Regular price 
Simply Spiteful - 004

Simply Spiteful - 004

Simply Spiteful - 004

$13.00
Sale price  $13.00 Regular price 

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The image below is handmade item #FS-006 with added spite embellishments (added embellishments coming soon).

The items you see in each collection are handmade one of a kind items. Please look at all of the pictures as the item you see, is the exact item you will receive.

FrankenStabby - 003

FrankenStabby - 003

FrankenStabby - 003

$20.00
Sale price  $20.00 Regular price 
FrankenStabby - 007

FrankenStabby - 007

FrankenStabby - 007

$20.00
Sale price  $20.00 Regular price 
FrankenStabby - 008

FrankenStabby - 008

FrankenStabby - 008

$20.00
Sale price  $20.00 Regular price 
Spiked Brass Knuckles - 007

Spiked Brass Knuckles - 007

Spiked Brass Knuckles - 007

$9.00
Sale price  $9.00 Regular price 

Handcrafted spiteful self defense.

Spite for every occasion

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